ashleyketchum:

I adore how these turned out. Have about 9 more scheduled

(Source: ashleyzichlinphotography)

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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

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odysseiarex:

pressf4forfreemoney:

odysseiarex:

none gender with left female

I don’t get it. Like gender queer but with a tad more female? 

no my gender is none gender with left female

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dmolech:

Everyone was asking about Kida, so here she is with bonus Pocahontas

Print available here

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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(Source: drunkchan)

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wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(Source: 42g33ks)

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betweenthedarknessandthesoul:

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

This is the cutest!

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And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.
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clarknokent:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Eh, I don’t like when people be like “black girls watch out cause white girls getting booty these days” cause to a black girl’s ears it kinda sounds like “watch out because your only value is your fetishized body and once that’s gone you’ll truly be worthless”

Smh too true

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)

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